she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
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This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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