she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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