She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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