I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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