That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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