Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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