He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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