We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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