Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
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I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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