I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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