dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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