The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
should my penis look like a turkey
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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