I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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