is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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