I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
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I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Never underestimate the power of titties
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