someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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