my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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