tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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