I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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