He told me they were just razor bumps!
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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