So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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