just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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