Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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