I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
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hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
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hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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