I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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