I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize