I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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