I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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