Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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