I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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