wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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