Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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