i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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