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(415): View more from California

Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?

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Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her

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(415): Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________? (323): Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her http://tfl.nu/qxlw

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(210): View more from Texas

Hey it's Austin.

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I am not drunk enough for this conversation.

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(210): Hey it's Austin. (254): I am not drunk enough for this conversation. http://tfl.nu/124v

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?

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you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?

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(603): could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt? (1-603): you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call? http://tfl.nu/6h21

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(816): View more from Missouri

I miss Bob Barker.

(808): View more from Hawaii

Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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(816): I miss Bob Barker. (808): Yeah, more like Douche Carey... http://tfl.nu/37q6

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess

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(651): Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess http://tfl.nu/7tw6

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(734): View more from Michigan

The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.

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(734): The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister. http://tfl.nu/1i96

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.

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(215): Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come. http://tfl.nu/svxw

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(614): View more from Ohio

she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style

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(614): she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style http://tfl.nu/squ6

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(517): View more from Michigan

You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins

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(517): You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins http://tfl.nu/vpk9

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.

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(405): I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad. http://tfl.nu/l0uz

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(631): View more from New York

I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?

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(631): I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic? http://tfl.nu/b6xp

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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese

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(215): she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese http://tfl.nu/9mra

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(785): View more from Kansas

apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man

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(785): apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man http://tfl.nu/lmge

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(336): View more from North Carolina

By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"

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(336): By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student" http://tfl.nu/w2vs

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.

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(931): Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever. http://tfl.nu/3e6h

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