frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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