I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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