would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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