Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize