accomplished twins. life is a go
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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