you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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