so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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