I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
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You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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