I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize