wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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