Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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