Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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