He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
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my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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