I cockslap morals
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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