it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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