I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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